As climate change has nothing to to with the flooding of the USA’s fourth largest city – obviously – Gahd must be angry with Texas. Why? No reason required; it’s a mystery what that guy does. It can’t be retribution for spewing all that carbon into the atmosphere, so it’s probably just another test of faith for the Bible-thumpers – but it may be the beginning of the end. Keep an eye out for frogs.

Cinema loves spectacle and I’m sure, when it does happen in a few billion years, Earth’s demise will be truly cinematic, if you’re sitting in Row ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in a distant corner of the Universe. In the meantime, tell me about your favourite films dealing with the End Of Times, either literally or metaphorically. I’ll go for the latter, Lars von Trier’s Melancholia. Whether or not you think it works as a concept, the final scenes are truly mind-blowing.

What films about the End Of The World would you recommend?