01. You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
02. PTSD Is Gay
03. Some Mexicans Aren’t Rapists
04. I Like The Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured
05. My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass
06. Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents
07. There’s My African American!
08. Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever
09. Mexican Judges Don’t Count
10. Journalism Is Gay
11. I’d Date My Daughter
12. Grab Em By The Pussy
13. Take His Coat
14. Breast Feeding Is Gay
15. Ted Nugent Is Cool
16. Dave Mustaine Is Cool
17. Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowls
18. Poll Watcher
19. Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
20. Changing Diapers Is Gay
21. Build That Wall
22. Alex Jones Is Smart
23. I’m In Astonishingly Excellent Health
24. Stay In Your Pens
25. 911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally
26. Make America Great Again
27. Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
28. Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3
29. I Demand An Apology!
30. That Makes Me Smart!